Two stories for today
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I woke up really early this morning and then fell back asleep. It was a light sleep and I woke a few times but asleep enough to dream. I cnt remember heaps but I remember towards the end of the dream I ended up in a queue for a toilet. I was going crazy because I needed to go really badly and the people in front were being horrible. Eventually I made it to the front of the queue and made it to the toilet. Where I unzipped, sat down and then ahhhhh the relief. Yes, the relief of peeing, pee, AHHH (my conscious brain kicks in) HOLY CRAP! ARE YOU PEEING YOURSELF??!?! I woke up with a start and jumped out of bed in one swift movement. I quickly started to inspect the pyjamas and the sheets and was relieved again to find them dry and urine free. I began to relax and then WHAM the need to pee just PUNCHED ME IN THE BLADDER. It came on so strong I had to sprint to the bathroom, flat out, and just made it in time.
I've been laughing at myself all day
Secondly, I purchased a new doona cover and new sheets for my bed here on the coast. Until now I've been using my housemates and feeling like a real derro. A combination of some cash and a sale meant I was able to stock up. Big decisions had to be made and I ended up having to choose between a nice light coloured deco floral design and BATMAN. I actually found a Batman double bed quilt cover but he wasnt on sale. The deco design was marked down to $35 while batman was still at $75, in the end, I did the sensible thing and got the cheaper one but I'm keeping my eye on batman and if he ever comes down in price BLAM that bitch is MINE!
I've been laughing at myself all day
Secondly, I purchased a new doona cover and new sheets for my bed here on the coast. Until now I've been using my housemates and feeling like a real derro. A combination of some cash and a sale meant I was able to stock up. Big decisions had to be made and I ended up having to choose between a nice light coloured deco floral design and BATMAN. I actually found a Batman double bed quilt cover but he wasnt on sale. The deco design was marked down to $35 while batman was still at $75, in the end, I did the sensible thing and got the cheaper one but I'm keeping my eye on batman and if he ever comes down in price BLAM that bitch is MINE!

4 comments:
batman is cool but that doona cover is really pretty and grown up looking :) hehe i like it!
You dodged a bullet with that whole peeing episode. How many twenty-somethings wet the bed?
THE POWER OF BATMAN COMPELS YOU
Hahhahahahahah you know I keep coming back here to read that story. Cracks me up so hard cos it's happened to me before.
I WANT THE BATMAN QUILT COVERTHING.
RIGHT NOW.
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