Two stories for today

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I woke up really early this morning and then fell back asleep. It was a light sleep and I woke a few times but asleep enough to dream. I cnt remember heaps but I remember towards the end of the dream I ended up in a queue for a toilet. I was going crazy because I needed to go really badly and the people in front were being horrible. Eventually I made it to the front of the queue and made it to the toilet. Where I unzipped, sat down and then ahhhhh the relief. Yes, the relief of peeing, pee, AHHH (my conscious brain kicks in) HOLY CRAP! ARE YOU PEEING YOURSELF??!?! I woke up with a start and jumped out of bed in one swift movement. I quickly started to inspect the pyjamas and the sheets and was relieved again to find them dry and urine free. I began to relax and then WHAM the need to pee just PUNCHED ME IN THE BLADDER. It came on so strong I had to sprint to the bathroom, flat out, and just made it in time.
I've been laughing at myself all day

Secondly, I purchased a new doona cover and new sheets for my bed here on the coast. Until now I've been using my housemates and feeling like a real derro. A combination of some cash and a sale meant I was able to stock up. Big decisions had to be made and I ended up having to choose between a nice light coloured deco floral design and BATMAN. I actually found a Batman double bed quilt cover but he wasnt on sale. The deco design was marked down to $35 while batman was still at $75, in the end, I did the sensible thing and got the cheaper one but I'm keeping my eye on batman and if he ever comes down in price BLAM that bitch is MINE!

4 comments:

reanon said...

batman is cool but that doona cover is really pretty and grown up looking :) hehe i like it!

Sam Clifford said...

You dodged a bullet with that whole peeing episode. How many twenty-somethings wet the bed?

Anonymous said...

THE POWER OF BATMAN COMPELS YOU

rack said...

Hahhahahahahah you know I keep coming back here to read that story. Cracks me up so hard cos it's happened to me before.

I WANT THE BATMAN QUILT COVERTHING.
RIGHT NOW.