Face puke attack!

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So I was buying paint and I'm taking these tablets at the moment that give you an upset stomach as a side effect but Id been feeling pretty good today. I found some paint with a torn label, so I opened it to check if it was acrylic or oil based and took a big sniff.
The nausea hit me, and I was gonna hurl, so I turned away from my trolley and went
*HURK*
but managed to hold it down.
There happened to be a woman standing next to me, and when I turned I ended up with my face right in her face.
I almost threw up ON HER FACE
and she realised it
and she gave me this look of COMPLETE TERROR. Her face was completely contorted and she froze for a second.




Then she turned and RAN OUT OF THE STORE
not just away from where I was standing but completely out of the shop and took off into the shopping center somewhere.

I nearly peed my pants I laughed so hard

3 comments:

rack said...

LOL! I'm going to read this any time I need a giggle. :D

HairStyle.com said...

HOLY SHIT!!!! that's so funny, i can't believe she just ran. thank god you managed to hold it down. i can't begin to imagine how horrible it would be for you AND the woman if you had thrown up in her face.
hhahhah seriously, i can't stop laughing and i think that pic you included only makes it all the more funny. i bet she totally looked like that!

Jilder said...

Aw, that's lovely. If only you had cameras for eyes...