worst. hangover. ever.
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Saturday nights alright
I had some drinks with my pals at my house.
Over the course of about 8 hours, I had 8 drinks. All vodka based premixes.
I felt drunk, I knew I was drunk but I didn't appear especially so to those around me. I had a big glass of water before crashing at 3am. By 6 am I was up again, throwing up in the toilet. I'm not a good vomiter, I hate it. I could never be bulimic. My whole chest and stomach contract, my body gives me very little warning and Its very forceful coming up.
I spent the next SEVEN HOURS spewing. not constantly, about every half hour Id have another bout. after about 10am I couldn't even keep down water. Berocca lasted a bit longer but was up again just as I thought Id managed it. The most spectacular time was when I tried to eat a banana. Ive heard they are good for getting your potassium levels back up when your hungover and that's important. I took one bite
swallowed
it hit my stomach
I watched my housemate walk into the bathroom
I jumped up and headed for the other toilet at the other end of the house
I went to run but realised that would bring it up quicker
I made it just inside the door and threw up all over the laundry floor
and myself
of course
My beloved friend Zac helped me mop it up but not before teasing and laughing at me mercilessly.
This was all compounded by it being the hottest day of the summer.
dehydration in 40 degree heat is NOT OKAY
Today I'm feeling much better except for chest pain and shortness of breath. I guess I damaged something.
Oh my god, it was horrific.
I just cant even
ugh
I had some drinks with my pals at my house.
Over the course of about 8 hours, I had 8 drinks. All vodka based premixes.
I felt drunk, I knew I was drunk but I didn't appear especially so to those around me. I had a big glass of water before crashing at 3am. By 6 am I was up again, throwing up in the toilet. I'm not a good vomiter, I hate it. I could never be bulimic. My whole chest and stomach contract, my body gives me very little warning and Its very forceful coming up.
I spent the next SEVEN HOURS spewing. not constantly, about every half hour Id have another bout. after about 10am I couldn't even keep down water. Berocca lasted a bit longer but was up again just as I thought Id managed it. The most spectacular time was when I tried to eat a banana. Ive heard they are good for getting your potassium levels back up when your hungover and that's important. I took one bite
swallowed
it hit my stomach
I watched my housemate walk into the bathroom
I jumped up and headed for the other toilet at the other end of the house
I went to run but realised that would bring it up quicker
I made it just inside the door and threw up all over the laundry floor
and myself
of course
My beloved friend Zac helped me mop it up but not before teasing and laughing at me mercilessly.
This was all compounded by it being the hottest day of the summer.
dehydration in 40 degree heat is NOT OKAY
Today I'm feeling much better except for chest pain and shortness of breath. I guess I damaged something.
Oh my god, it was horrific.
I just cant even
ugh
3 comments:
:(
You didn't even seem that sick that night. And I didn't that I teased you THAT much :P
Premixes are totally the devil. They never do any good.
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