Lucubration Station

These people say awesome things.
Their humor and their life views and their stories, they make me laugh and cry A LOT.
So Im sharing them with you, watch these, read these and discover them for yourselves.

"I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day in my fort." - Zach Galifianakus
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"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long." - Mitch Hedburg
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"When you say to a child "Bedtime, it's bedtime now" that's not what the child hears. What the child hears is "Go and lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move. I'm locking the door now" - Dylan Moran
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"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross? Kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on, you know." - Bill Hicks
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"When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?" - Henry Rollins
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