The Business Card of Dreams
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Okay I dont usually talk about specific customers on here.
However this one is too good not to record.
Okay She's a regular customer and gets various things done. A little odd but nothing too unusual I would have thought; overly chatty and friendly. Ive had a few conversations with her where she clearly thought I was someone else who worked here but that happens.
Today she wanted some more of her business cards printed but needed a couple of alterations first.
Ill make you a basic, information altered, mock up
Now the information has changed but the statements havent.
So far so good.
Now the alterations were to add another name, so it read
and to add some qualifications after her name.
However this one is too good not to record.
Okay She's a regular customer and gets various things done. A little odd but nothing too unusual I would have thought; overly chatty and friendly. Ive had a few conversations with her where she clearly thought I was someone else who worked here but that happens.
Today she wanted some more of her business cards printed but needed a couple of alterations first.
Ill make you a basic, information altered, mock up
Now the information has changed but the statements havent.
So far so good.
Now the alterations were to add another name, so it read
Emma L & Sarah J
and to add some qualifications after her name.
Dip Hons CU,
L of D 129
Okay now this is where it gets entertaining. She explained that "Emma L" is her twin sister. Her twin that is so disruptive she only gets to live inside the computer. The qualifications that"we have" is
Diploma with Honors,
Caterpilla University.
Land of Dreams 1 to 9
...
A prestigious university I've heard
3 comments:
I wish I went to such a place, it sounds like a Mario game. She's probably not 100% insane, just more imaginative than the rest of us.
Yeah, I'd say she is just one of those people you would describe as 'getting carried away with themselves'. Haha, we should introduce her to the toad petter.
hahaha wtf
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