Ginger Ninja
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holy bajeesus
I have nightmares fairly often but rarely do I wake up screaming.
I remember some elaborate scheme to get revenge on some guy. It involved gassing these fish (obviously the fish meant something to him) they looked like small tuna. Then their tails were cut off and replaced with metal stumps. SO now we have mutilated, disabled fish. The gas didnt actually kill them, so they continued to twitch and move a bit. then they were placed in this guys bed.
At this point i rolled onto my stmach in my sleep and as my arm touched the mattress I thought I was toughing the fish and it moved beneath my arm.
hence the screaming.
It was like a warning from the mermaid mob...what the hell
Its my birthday on May 9 and im turning 25. Which actually really weirds me out. I had no issues about turning 18 or 21 they just seemed like cool milestones whereas 25 seems like AGEING. Its enough of an occasion to have have an enormous extravagant party. I need to make the most of my looks while they last! I mean everything is sagging and stretching and losing lustre already. Im preparing myself for liver spots and dimentia by years end. I dont think its possible to out-do my brothers party last year but im giving it a shot. Its Masquerade themed and I should (hopefully) have a friends band playing and a few other gimmicks.
Planning has begun on my costume and mask.
The party isnt actually untill June 2nd because im completely unorganised and I dont want to be competing with any other events.
Stay posted
party plans
I have nightmares fairly often but rarely do I wake up screaming.
I remember some elaborate scheme to get revenge on some guy. It involved gassing these fish (obviously the fish meant something to him) they looked like small tuna. Then their tails were cut off and replaced with metal stumps. SO now we have mutilated, disabled fish. The gas didnt actually kill them, so they continued to twitch and move a bit. then they were placed in this guys bed.
At this point i rolled onto my stmach in my sleep and as my arm touched the mattress I thought I was toughing the fish and it moved beneath my arm.
hence the screaming.
It was like a warning from the mermaid mob...what the hell
Its my birthday on May 9 and im turning 25. Which actually really weirds me out. I had no issues about turning 18 or 21 they just seemed like cool milestones whereas 25 seems like AGEING. Its enough of an occasion to have have an enormous extravagant party. I need to make the most of my looks while they last! I mean everything is sagging and stretching and losing lustre already. Im preparing myself for liver spots and dimentia by years end. I dont think its possible to out-do my brothers party last year but im giving it a shot. Its Masquerade themed and I should (hopefully) have a friends band playing and a few other gimmicks.
Planning has begun on my costume and mask.
The party isnt actually untill June 2nd because im completely unorganised and I dont want to be competing with any other events.
Stay posted
party plans
3 comments:
YOU ARE OBSESSED.
THIS COMMENT IS EPIC.
rach, you validate me
25.... I am thirty and shave my head to pretend I am not going bald...
Best comment ever!
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