Lucubration Station

What happens when you combine a drunk person, camping, rapidly wearing off insect repellent, and the decision to sleep under the stars with a girl who always reacts badly to mosquito bites?

Answer

THIS










I actually had more than one customer steer their children away from the store because they thought I had chicken pox.
It itches as badly as chicken pox but its just bites.

Apart from the stupidity that led to this, camping was great fun and I cant wait to go again